Just like that one post on your dash says, I'm the kid who sits in the corner of the party and just looks at everyone. Both literally and metaphorically.
Do not be afraid fellow bloggers, for I am more afraid of you than you are of me. Truth. I am also living in the sad reality where everyone I find attractive and talented is either famous or far too old for my teenage loins. It's generally both.
I think the reason Ed Sheeran is actually my favorite person ever to exist is because there is literally no drama with him. He’s just like a happy little cupcake with colorful tattoos and writes music and gets really drunk and has fun and I just love Ed
I sat next to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn’t stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.
After Ed’s concert I spent like an hour in Starbucks because I missed my train and this barista brought me a cup of coffee for free before giving Ed who was sitting like two tables away one too and he looked at me, shrugged and said ‘ginger perks’ before talking about how we both could be missing members of the royal family .
You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life.
also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear
they’re so wonderfully indulgent, you wanna be an angel unicorn goth metal princess? we can do that! You like this style but it’s out of your price range? we got a similar one with fewer sequins that we can do you a deal on.