theladyinquisitors:

dollymixedupgirl:

distance-not-speed:

just-shower-thoughts:

My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread.

and guilt

And images of beautiful crying people and half naked men suffering

and sin

stripedshortie:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired?

b/c your legs don’t fucking work what is this

ayemmajones:

manic-and-panic:

combeferret:

thecornercoffeeshoppe:

I think the reason Ed Sheeran is actually my favorite person ever to exist is because there is literally no drama with him. He’s just like a happy little cupcake with colorful tattoos and writes music and gets really drunk and has fun and I just love Ed

#my favorite ed sheeran story is the one where my friend met him on the bus in boston #she was like ‘uhh whatcha doing?’ #and he shrugged and said ‘going to my show’ #like that’s p much the most ed sheeran thing to have ever happened and i love it

I sat next to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn’t stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.

After Ed’s concert  I spent like an hour in Starbucks because I missed my train and this  barista brought me a cup of coffee for free before giving Ed who was sitting like two tables away one too and he looked at me, shrugged and said ‘ginger perks’ before talking about how we both could be missing members of the royal family .

thebaconsandwichofregret:

lumos5001:

mckaylamoors:

You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life. 

also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear

they’re so wonderfully indulgent, you wanna be an angel unicorn goth metal princess? we can do that! You like this style but it’s out of your price range? we got a similar one with fewer sequins that we can do you a deal on.

It’s just the best

thesassytwentysomething:

youaremypath:

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GENOOOOVIA GEENOOOOOVVIIIAAA THE LAAAND I CAALLL MY HOOOOOMME